How would it feel to be trapped in a room next door to a couple with the most idiotic problems that you'd ever heard? Imagine the walls are so thin that you hear every argument they have. Every inane babbling, every useless wailing, every banality of the lives of people about whom you do not care, but who refuse to shut up no matter how often you request that they doso. Here are a few example of of what you might hear.Cast:
Jason - The Male Lead
Tina - The Female Lead
You - The poor sleepless soul
Why we shouldn’t move in together during college
Tina: I hate you
Jason: YOu’re so stupid, gah!
Tina: GET OUT! GET THE FUCK OUT!
Jason: I LIVE here!
Tina: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Next door neighbor skypes her boyfriend
Her: *Kissy noise* Bye-bye!
Him: *Sings*
Her: STOP IT!!!!
Him: *Sings some more*
Her: OKAY STOP IT I HAVE TO GO SHOWER
Communication
(1:03 AM)
Jason: I can’t believe that you-
Tina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jason: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAUGH
Jason and Tina: *scream*
(in the next room over)
You: Why…
redtoenails asked: HEY BRO
THIS IS JASON
HOW COULD YOU WRITE THIS ABOUT ME AND MY GIRL? >:(
Via my computer.
tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?
Probably clothing.
You motherfucker.
Jason: That’s not fair.
Tina: Yes it is.
Jason: No, it’s not! Give me back my phone.
Tina: Why so you can leave? So you can call somebody else and talk to them like you NEVER TALK TO ME? No, you can’t have it.
Jason: Tina. Give me back my phone.
Tina: No, you motherfucker.
Eeeeeeeee
Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason: You need to stop…
Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason: I need words, I can’t understand that…
Tina: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jason: Dude, stop crying.
Tina EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Property Laws
Jason: I don’t know what you want me to do! It’s your apartment!
Tina: It’s yours too!
Jason: No it’s not…
Tina: You’re my BOYFRIEND. That makes it yours too.
Jason: NO. It doesn’t belong to every boyfriend you’ve ever had! If we break up and then I have another girlfriend, all my shit doesn’t belong to you!
You just stood there.
Tina: Why did you come to my apartment and just stand theeeeeerrrrrrreeee?
Jason: I talked to your mom!
Tina: But why did you just stand theeeerrrrreee
Jason: I didn’t! I was tired, but I talked to your mom and we had a nice conversation!
Tina: But you just stood theeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeeeee
All I need
Tina: Did you look up registration for next fall?
Jason: No…
Tina: Why not?
Jason: I just looked up spring, that’s all I need.
Tina: You need to look up next fall to see if we’re taking any classes together.
Jason: We don’t have any classes in common. We’re in different majors.
Tina: WHY DON’T YOU WANT TO TAKE CLASSES WITH ME.
Jason: I JUST LOOKED UP SPRING THAT’S ALL I NEED
